We’re better at fucking than friendship.

We’re going through a breakup, but we never even dated. How can you be a crazy ex-girlfriend when you were never his girlfriend? Why does he act like a concerned ex-boyfriend when he was never my boyfriend? That’s what’s fucked up. The fact that we never even dated, never did those boyfriend-girlfriend things. We never … More We’re better at fucking than friendship.

Hookup Tip #3

Hello again all you lovely people. It’s time for another tip from yours truly! My recent ventures into the sex world have taught me a lot of new things when it comes to hookups. So (obviously) I’m here to now give this information to all of you. Hookup Tip #3: Always make sure the door … More Hookup Tip #3